Und was für ein Diktator bist du?

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    http://www.poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/ dort kannst dus rausfinden!!<br><br>

    Ich bin : :D :evil: 8)

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    "Wait, I'm not a dictator!" you cry! Well lets look at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want? Check! Do anything to get your hands on oil? Check! Inhumane treatment of prisoners? Check! Face it, you're a dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that factý or the fact you're a borderline retard who looks like a monkey!
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  • na super, was soll das denn?

    ich bin

    Tony Blair
    As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not!

    Als ob ich mit dem sympatisiere.....naja, wer sich das wieder hat einfallen lassen..................*kopfschüttel*

    Trischa

    There are two things to aim at in life:


    first, to get what you want; and after that, to enjoy it.


    Only the wisest of mankind achieve the second.

    Dort wo Bayern ist, da ist oben!

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  • Verdammt ich bin auch George W. Bush Jr. :(

    I don't always know what I'm talking about but I know I'm right!


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  • Hmm. Ich bin auch Tony Blair :(

    Na ja, besser als Bush.
    hehe
    :D

    Es gibt zwei Arten von Wirtschaftsprognostikern: "Those who don't know and those who don't know that they don't know."
    John Kenneth Galbraith (*1908 ), amerik. Wirtschaftswissenschaftler

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  • Hm,
    ich bin:
    Joseph Stalin
    Well done comrade! You're one of the big boys! When you're not holding speeches about how everyone is equal in the communist society, you're busy living the high-life while millions starve, freeze or get worked to death! You zany person you!

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  • Offtopic:

    Googleübersetzung:

    Wer sind Ihre "Freunde"? -> Ein fettes Halteseil und ein dünnes Halteseil mit lustigen Gläsern.

    Einfach nur Genial :)

    I don't always know what I'm talking about but I know I'm right!


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  • Ich hab auch noch was geniales.

    12. Wie werden Sie "problematische" Leute los?

    Gasen Sie sie und brennen Sie sie!


    Das ist klasse. Ich kuller gleich von meinem Schreibtischstuhl.
    Danke Jens!!!
    :thumbsupsmiley.png:

    Es gibt zwei Arten von Wirtschaftsprognostikern: "Those who don't know and those who don't know that they don't know."
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  • Ich hab das hier zufällig entdeckt und auch mal mitgemacht. Ich bin der der niemand sein will:
    Ich bin der kleine Österreicher mit dem Rotzfänger

    Congratulations! You are the most evil man of all time! Not only did you exterminate millions of Jews and involved the world in the biggest war the world has ever seen, you also convinced the Germans that the perfect human is a tall blue eyed blond when you're a short, dark Austrian yourself! Well done you spiteful little shit!

    [SIZE=4]Weise ist nicht, wer viele Erfahrungen macht, sondern wer aus wenigen lernt, viele nicht machen zu müssen.[/SIZE]

  • Sadly, you're not one of the smarter dictators! After having scores of innocent Muslims murdered, instead of leaving them where they lay where they couldn't be traced back to you, you have them carted back to police headquarters and virtually bury them in you back garden for anyone to find! Find them they did along with a long paper trail all pointing at you as the cause of their untimely deaths. You are now on trial for being so damn stupid where you're conducting your own defence! Face it! You're f**ked!

    [SIZE=7][SIZE=6]Alle Lebewesen ausser dem Menschen wissen, dass der Hauptzweck des Lebens darin besteht, es zu geniessen.[/SIZE][/SIZE]

  • Congratulations! You are the most evil man of all time! Not only did you exterminate millions of Jews and involved the world in the biggest war the world has ever seen, you also convinced the Germans that the perfect human is a tall blue eyed blond when you're a short, dark Austrian yourself! Well done you spiteful little shit!

    Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity

  • Der ist ja langweilig - hab den drei mal gemacht weil ich nicht Tony Blair sein wollte - und VÖLLIG unterschiedlich geantwortet.....
    Und, was ist, unabhängig davon, ob ich Menschen getötet habe oder sie sich selbst gegenseitig, ob ich einen Bart tragen wollte oder lieber rasiert war - ich war trotzdem drei mal hintereinander BLAIR...
    Das ist unfair - so spiele ich nicht!!!! :wein:

  • Hey, niemand war bisher Saddam ;-). Na ja .. muss ich wohl den scheiß Job erledigen ;-).

    It's a long way to the top if you want to Rock'n'Roll =)

  • ich bin auch blair! *heuuuuul* mach den test nochmal...jawohl Castro...sehr schön

    By dictator standards, you're not that bad. Sure you almost started world war 3, but the treatment of your people is moderate. You're a saint compared to the guy before you that you kicked out, so your people tolerate you. However, you're ability to stand up to America has made you one of the more popular dictators. Hardly a movie star… but hay, it's a start!

  • Hm, auch beim Zweiten Versuch bin ich noch immer


    Scheint also eine sehr zuverlässige Umfrage zu sein!

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  • Yeah, hatte schon jemand den symphatischen Afrikaner?

    You answer the question: "what if Hitler was black?" A power-mad little shit that will do anything to keep your backside in the presidential seat, that's what! Sadly, no matter how much you persecute your populace, they are getting sick of you! When given the option of starving to death because of the piss poor economy you created or stringing you up by the nearest lamppost, more and more find the later more attractive! Also shave that stupid, little moustache off! It makes you look like an even bigger tit then you are already!

  • you are Mullah Omar!!


    Allah only knows what's going on inside that skull of yours! Maybe that rag on your head is too tight and is restricting the blood to the non-loony parts of your brain, as some of you're actions are insane even by dictator standards! You declare ANYTHING remotely fun unholy and ban it (Maybe that's where the word TaliBAN comes from)! You persecute anyone who doesn't hold your heavily perverted view of your religion and you have no respect for women and then wonder why nobody likes you! Yeah, yeah, I'm an "infidel!" Blah, blah, blah! At least I'm not hiding in a cave with a bunch of "holy warriors" who run at the first sign of trouble and a poisonous old bastard the world wants dead!